New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
