Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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