spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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