Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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