stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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