I'm going to jail i love you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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