After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My life is pants optional.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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