I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
