so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My pussy is not your playground.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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