You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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