Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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