i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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