Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
