Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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