Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
