I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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