Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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