im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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