Dual....:-)
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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