oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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