Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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