Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
