How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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