help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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