I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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