You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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