Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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