So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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