Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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