do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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