did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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