that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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