last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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