It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
And then he peed in my hair
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