I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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