My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You were trust falling into bushes
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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