One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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