Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him