I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.