So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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