I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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