you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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