I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
