He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!