Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.