I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today