you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.