like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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