using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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