She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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