How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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