she was so not down for the gang bang
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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