yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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I'm at about main and main street
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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