I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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