My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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