Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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