Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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